Boozle’s a real heavy sleeper at this point.
YOU COMMENTED WHILE I WAS WRITING MY SPEACH!? HOW COULD YOU!?
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!! MY LIFE’S FINEST MOMENT, RUINED!!
WHY!? WHY ME!? WHHHHHHYYYYYY!?!?
Sorry! I thought your speech was lovely if that makes you feel better
THATS IT! I’M THROWING IN THE TOWEL!! SOMBODY GET ME A DEEP FAT FRYER!!
No, Von Spudsworth! It’s not worth it!
Goodbye, cruel word!
No, don’t do it! Think of the tater tots!
…fine. I won’t fry myself. I couldn’t find a fryer anyways. My butler refused to get one. Then he refused to be fired. Can he do that?
…oh. Ok. Who knew butlers came with so many rules?
Personally, I fully support your wish to be deep fried, and will gladly partake in your succulent, greasy form in a final act of remorse. I will help you find a deep fryer because I care.
I’m also hungry.
…I see. Just so we’re on the same page, I’d like it if you could tell me your address so that I can contact the police I mean the deep fryer guy.
Why, of course! That is a perfectly reasonable request! I have forwarded my contact details to your estate along with a map of my humble abode, complete with blueprints and my social security number.
Don’t mind me, just dialling some random numbers into my telephone. Nothing to see here.
I’m sorry, potato-friend. ;w;
Maybe you should have it in a notepad file so that you can quickly paste it into the comment box? c:
…good idea! NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!!
I have a “first commenter” speech prepared due to all the people I have to thank for this grand achievement
Ok, first, thank you to Boozle for existing, and providing me with the chance to comment here. Next, thanks to my wife, Potilda Patalda Von Starchamedes II, for being the sweet-potato of my life. Thanks to my parents, for teaching me to always look for the first comment. Thanks to my butler, Tuberton, for always supplying me with both wine and friendship. I thank all of Disqus, for supplying this old spud with a method of reaching all you silly little humans, and I thank the the planet for giving me a place to live and air to breath. This is a great moment in my life, and I thank you all for being here to share it with me.
I guess technically you are first comment now since you’re top comment. 😀
If I had a potato-poppa, he would have a mustache just like yours. c:
This page is the adorables.
THE ONLY MONSTER HERE IS THE ONE PLUCKING MY HEARTSTINGS TIL THEY SNAP *intense sobbing of joy*
This comments page may exceed Mountain Time’s for fungoodtimes.
BOOZLE, PUT YOUR HAT BACK ON RIGHT NOW, MISTER! You are unnatural without it.
Just got caught up with this comic. I found the ad on flightrising amd thought it looked interesting. Glad I started reading it!
why is bitsy scared of monsters?
technically, she IS a monster
Good ol Heart Of Gold Boozle comes through again :’)
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