It’s almost December! Man, 2015 really flew by, huh.
Boy, I didn’t know that helping your friends could leave you with such a SINKING feeling.
Ah, well, most of the time you don’t find yourself in such as sticky situation! Just have quick wits and don’t sand around!
Things are getting /gritty/! Looks like our heroes will have to go against the /grain/!
I hope that their determination doesn’t desert them. They just need to keep telling themselves, “I’ll Gobi on my way soon enough!” It might just take a little mo'(jave) time
Shoulda dried out the quicksand with a fireball spell. Fireballs solve everything.
SACRILEGE! LIGHTING SOLVES EVERYTHING!! GET OUT OF LIFE RIGHT NOW!!
No, he’s definitely right. Fireballs solve everything.
Bandits attacking? Fireball!
Wall in the way? Fireball!
Peasants revolting? Fireball!
Employer not paying enough? Fireball!
Forgot the one-liner you were gonna use upon exit? Fireball!
Friend has a cold? Fireball!
Princess won’t wake up? Fireball!
Having a bad day in the market? Fireball!
Fireball solves everything.
I thought kidnapping was the answer to everything
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
As long as you use lighting in your kidnaps!
That sounds like the kind of gig Zeus would love 😛
Heh, your right!
One point Gryffindor
I’m actually a Slytherin~! 😀
Oh yeah go Ravenclaw!
Really?! Me too!
THERE IS NOTHING THAT A FIREBALL CAN DO THAT A LIGHTING BOLT CAN’T DO BETTER! EVERY WIZARD KNOWS THAT!
Lightning solving a big problem. (Back to The Future spoilers)
Yeah, but think of all the situations where fire has saved people loads of trouble!
Like dragons! Think of how bothersome it’d be for dragons to have to breathe lightning at people. They’d go blind from all the flashes. But because they can breathe fire, they can destroy mankind with impunity!
Three cheers for fire!
But think of all the superheroes who got powers by being struck by lightning! And all the people who accidentally kill themselves because they were “playing with fire”!
Well, that’s trial by fire. You know, purging the weak, etc. Gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet.
Also, walking away from lightning doesn’t make a person seem cooler, but walking away from fiery explosions DOES. Riddle me this, Batman!
Well, Riddler, we’re descussing fireballs vs. lightning, not explosions vs. lightning. I would never be foolish enough to challenge explosions in any field, be that demolition or cooking.
Hmm… But they’re always FIERY explosions, good sir…
Most forest fires are caused by lightning, I could count fire and explosions to be a product of lightning!
You just like lightning because you’re a potato that’s used to conduct electricity!
Well I never thought about it that way…
…does this mean I qualify as a wizard? Are all lightning spells just static electricity? I’M A WIZARD!!
…Well, crap. I can’t argue with a wizard. I mean, I don’t even self-immolate or spontaneously combust, and you conduct electricity.
You win this one. FOR NOW.
BWAHAHAHA! I CAN’T BELIEVE I WON! I CA-
er..I mean, I always knew you’d see sence! I shall spare your life…FOR NOW!! (Heh, I totally stole your line!)
Plant Growth solves everything.
…that one came out of the blue!
Plant Growth was always my go to spell…
Need to get down from somewhere? Plant Growth
Need to climb somewhere? Plant Growth
Need to cover your tracks? Plant Growth
Running low on mediciinal herbs? Plant Growth
Purple Worm? Plant Growth
Illithid Elder Brain? Plant Growth
I’m pretty sure that a quick sand monster wouldn’t be up to much if it was full of plant roots.
What if you need to power a piece of machinery?
Or boil a pot of water?
Then plant growth gives me fuel to burn.
What if lightning keeps striking your plant growth?
Then you’ll get ‘lectric taters!
Well that didn’t work as intended. He just pulled the monster closer along with Bitsy. ( I think)
But Boozle can levitate~ D:
Hope they can stop freaking out long enough to remember that.
Oh my god, Darn Tootin’s rage face in the last panel is just excellent.
“TIS I! ALEXANDER LOUISE BOOZLE-STRONG, THE ARMSTRONG WIZARD!”
The perfect name!
Good gravy, how did I never notice this comment!? Why is anything I’ve ever written held above this!? Where are people’s STANDARDS!?
where did their rope disappear to?
Sh-shhhhhh…….don’t think about it
Ok, I won’t.
No, it’s no use, I keep thinking about that rope.
It’s like a long, slinky thing meandering through my mind, almost like a… a….
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