Sorry about the missed updates! My friends got married! I did some comics about it over on the tumblr. This should be the last of the double updates then, we’ll be back on a normal schedule with another page on Monday!
Is the trade one wizard for one horse?
Yeah, see, that was what I imagined.
Desert ruffian goblin girl sez: Solve all your problems with kidnapping!
A few examples:
How do you find a lost horse? Kidnapping!
What is 12 x 45? Kidnapping!
How does French feta cheese differ from Bulgarian? Kidnapping!
What is the average weight of a Japanese Waxwing? Kidnapping!
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
You beat me by a few seconds! Curses!
I read your wedding comics. You are too cute for words! Also, I didn’t know you were on beta blockers. Do they turn you into a weird apathetic zombie? They did that to me, to the point that I chose experimental surgery instead XD
You’re lucky you were able to do that much. I wanted to opt for the experimental surgery, but the doctor was all like “Sir, adamantium cyber arms do not exist, please calm down and leave my office, you’re frightening me.”
…Wait, was that not what you meant?
Totally not! But you’re right. Doctors can be real prudes about the basic human desire to upgrade with cyber bits!
Tell me about it! All I wanted was to transfer my conscience into a giant doomsday potatobot and take over the world! How hard could it possibly be?!
Maybe they played Portal 2 and were worried you’d be like PotatOS?
I have nothing clever to say. You used all the cleverness in the room with that comment. Jolly good show!
Aww shucks ^\^
This is literally my favorite kind of humorrrr
BOOZLE IS BACK! BOOZLE IS BACK!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!? ANOTHER ROUND OF HUZZAHS!
Hazzah, old bean! (Like a gent!)
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