Punch that lizard!
I’M GONNA PUNCH A LIZARD!
I WILL TOO!
WOOHOO FIRST ANIME SPARKLE SINCE RETURN!
QUOTE TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM WHAT I JUST READ
You punch that lizard, Bitsy!
*wipes single tear*
You punch that lizard good!
The perfect plan.
Lizard and ‘tater soup?
‘Taters; The rude, less tasteful cousin of the Potato.
No, your thinking of Tomatoes. HA!! SWEET TOMATO BURN!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man, those Tomato guys are serious jerks…
i appreciate not you insulting our kind, cousin
What!? Another one!? And I thought the Tomato Tycoonist was enough trouble! We all know that you’re up to no good, sir, so leave these peaceful folks in…peace.
SHUT UP THAT LINE WORKS PERFECTLY
…*shakes head in disapproval* and this is why I revolted…
YOUR FACE IS REVOLTING
Very witty sir! They’ll never be able to live that one down!
And yet here I am. Still Living.
Shhh. Don’t encourage him. He gets in these moods sometimes.
Don’t worry. I’ll live.
YOUR ENTIRE EXSISTANCE IS SO REVOLTING THAT YOU’VE TURNED YOUR SUBJECTS TO TOMATOES!!!
Side Note: This comment makes 100% sense.
Oh dear, now you’ve done it! I’d get out of here if I were you!
Shh Spud, your helmet might get scratched…
Only one word wrinkly potato… YES
*another collective gaaaasp*
YOU PATHETIC, WRETCHED EXUSE FOR AN INTERNET PERSONALITY! YOU ARN’T WORTH THE DIRT ON MY HENCHSPUD’S BOOTS YOU HIDEOUS CREATURE! YOU MEAGRE MEWLINGS ARE AS DRY AS A DESERT AND AS UNORIGINAL AS A MEME INVOLVING CAKE! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU AWFUL SPAWN OF SATAN’S BOWLS!
Well. Well. Well. So the ‘gentlespud’ finally shows his true colors, now doesn’t he? Tsk tsk, honestly, you’d think that the royalty would at least be decent. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Actually resorting to petty insults. My, my.
But, allow me to indulge you. For starters, I’ll have you know that I have quite the personality. Some might even say that it has a… certain. Sparkle. To it. And the best part is. It’s not even confined within the boundaries of the web, Oh no, in fact, it leaks (by leaps and bounds) onto reality itself! So much so that it has created an entirely new person to house it!
Funny that. I don’t recall dear Spud wearing any boots. Nor do I recall ever being worth a limited amount. Surely my price must be boundless!!
And I regret to inform you that this cat is no mere meme. Oh no sir worth(-less) In fact it is the one and only, cheshirecat. In blue. I fell in love with the lovely thing, and I have now adopted it’s face!
Unfortunately, once you have read this, iit is safe to assume that. I. Still live. And am therefore, forevermore, in your sight.
And yes. I did just like (up vote, same thing) my reply.
This is whole reason I HAVE assassins!
As well as hackers!
…as well as impersonators!
By the time this comment is posted, I will have done away with this bothersome blue kitten and replaced them with a clever counterpart! Sure, they may act similar, but that will only be a cover, lest the global authorities catch wind of my schemes to TAKE OVER THE INTERNET!
What blue cat? Surley you can’t say that I am a blue cal now can you?
I am currently enjoying some french fries… Thanks for the snack… (heh heh heh)
p.s. don’t hire potatoes…
YES. CURSE YOU. YOU HAVE FOILED MY PLANS. I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE. GRRRRR.
(*whisper* Well done my minion! Oh, how they fall one by one!) MUAHAHAHAH-
(I mean, muahahaha.)
Oh, I’ll just go back to blue. This black screen bores me so.
Ah… Ummm… I can explain?….
hush! your evil words scarred me so!
No, no, wait!! I swear I meant no offense!!
In Fact! You should be more upset at mister Spudsworth 3 here. You see HE is the one who thinks it’s offensive to have tomato for subjects!
I on the other hand simply implied that his existence has increased the number of tomatoes!!! You should be happy with my words in fact! I’ve just increased the number of tomatoes!
a fair point.. Alright thou art forgiven
I know, right? I kindly asked for some ketchup, and they slammed the door in my face!
*FIST PUMP* Yeeeeeaaaahhhh!
I’M GONNA CRUNCH A GIZZARD!
I’M GONNA LUNCH (with) A WIZARD!
I’m gonna…uh…munch a gizzard?
PUNCH DAT LIZERD LOL
hahaha a WIZARD is going to fight a LIZARD
“Yeah! We’re gonna kill a god!”
– Edea, Bravely Second
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